Sunday, 24 July 2011

Tips for Junior Doctors part 4: do your wondering beforehand

New patient got transferred to my ward with a hypo (insert every electrolyte here). And oh, yeah, something with his thumb. Now the hypokalaemia, hypocalcaemia, hypophosphataemia, hypomagnesaemia, hypoalbuminaemia, hypochloraemia and hyponatraemia and oh, the diarrhoea he had as a result of the phosphate suppletion were things I'm supposed to be able to deal with as a medical SHO. The resulting hyperkalaemia too.
Thumbs, however, are too difficult. The chart read 'consult plastics'.

I phoned my colleague who took care of said patient to find out if plastics have been consulted. No, they haven't.

So; I phoned Plastics, who, I might add, only have consultants. Said consultant was operating.

Me: 'Eh, I have a consult for you. Mr X has been admitted with about every possible electrolyte disturbance after quitting alcohol. Now I just got him on my ward, and I also discovered that you haven't been phoned yet for his *reads chart* eh... chronically grown in thumb nail'

Right. I just phoned an operating plastic surgeon to come and see a grown in nail. 


Dr Silicone: 'Right, I'll come see him Monday on my round'

2 comments:

  1. Oh how I love those moments....

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  2. Oh that is so rich and so typical.
    Don't you love the way the specialists talk to us about it too, like they are enjoying the pain. Great post.

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